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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" JRR Tolkien
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that" Jay Leno
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" Woody Allen
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