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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that" Jay Leno
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" Woody Allen
"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday" Sir William Bragg
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