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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that" Jay Leno
"The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more" Ed Parker
"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday" Sir William Bragg
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